Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the
price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed
last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, lost
jobs, Social Security, etc. I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to
press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could
drive a truck!!!
If Clinton hadn't be the lying sleeze bag he is we wouldn't
have elected George W. Bush the first time. If Clinton hadn't
failed to kill Osama Bin Laden when he had the chance we wouldn't
have elected W. the second time, if we hadn't elected a president
the couldn't speak for two terms we wouldn't have elected Obama.
See It's all Bill Clinton's fault!
Yes, but Bill got elected, because we were watching George H.'s
lips about "no more Taxes" who of course go in because of Ronny's
huge momentum, who got in because of Jimmy's hostage situation, oil
crisis, stagflation etc. who was a reaction to Gerald's uninspired
presidency, who came in because Dick was no crook etc.
I don't get political, but they all seem so... well, the
same....
There is enough propaganda being shoved down our throat. BPT has
been about the only place I go where I don't have to listen to it.
How about keeping it that way.
I trade better after a good joke.... that was the
idea... I can find some Bush jokes if people prefer...
but I figured everyone already heard those... LOL
Obama Lunchtime / SLowTime Humor....
Posted by zach06 on 4th of Mar 2011 at 01:45 pm
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, lost jobs, Social Security, etc. I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck!!!
Title: yeah guys... But it's such
Posted by brophy on 4th of Mar 2011 at 02:38 pm
But it's such an OLD joke! That's what I object to.
nothing new under the sun...
Posted by Palladin on 4th of Mar 2011 at 03:07 pm
nothing new under the sun...
Don't blame Obama it's all Bill Clinton's fault!
Posted by ditch on 4th of Mar 2011 at 03:15 pm
If Clinton hadn't be the lying sleeze bag he is we wouldn't have elected George W. Bush the first time. If Clinton hadn't failed to kill Osama Bin Laden when he had the chance we wouldn't have elected W. the second time, if we hadn't elected a president the couldn't speak for two terms we wouldn't have elected Obama. See It's all Bill Clinton's fault!
Clinton
Posted by mamaduck on 4th of Mar 2011 at 03:40 pm
Yes, but Bill got elected, because we were watching George H.'s lips about "no more Taxes" who of course go in because of Ronny's huge momentum, who got in because of Jimmy's hostage situation, oil crisis, stagflation etc. who was a reaction to Gerald's uninspired presidency, who came in because Dick was no crook etc.
I don't get political, but they all seem so... well, the same....
LOL! Nice!
Posted by baker on 4th of Mar 2011 at 04:43 pm
LOL! Nice!
When it all comes down to it....
Posted by zach06 on 4th of Mar 2011 at 04:45 pm
It's all who the Bilderberg group picks..... in the mean time trade what you see..not what you want to happen...
POMO
Posted by zach06 on 4th of Mar 2011 at 03:46 pm
http://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/tot_operation_schedule.html
Helicopter Ben will be at it again on Monday , Tuesday , and Wednesday....
I'm just happy to know
Posted by oops1e on 4th of Mar 2011 at 03:47 pm
I'm just happy to know he can sweep up all those dollar bills in 15 minutes if need be. That must be one heck of a broom!
old joke
Posted by zach06 on 4th of Mar 2011 at 02:41 pm
some of us don't get the jokes in time.... Maybe we should have an election for Jokemaster?
jokes...James: time for a new tab
Posted by pdani on 4th of Mar 2011 at 02:50 pm
now now children be nice to each other
good one lol
Posted by law6 on 4th of Mar 2011 at 02:05 pm
Title: Enough There is enough propaganda
Posted by thebeav on 4th of Mar 2011 at 02:02 pm
There is enough propaganda being shoved down our throat. BPT has been about the only place I go where I don't have to listen to it. How about keeping it that way.
maybe you should consider going
Posted by Palladin on 4th of Mar 2011 at 02:14 pm
maybe you should consider going somewhere else. fu if you can't take a joke!
It was posted in the Off topic section
Posted by zach06 on 4th of Mar 2011 at 02:20 pm
What's the big deal.... ?
you have to be on the left
Posted by perthx on 4th of Mar 2011 at 02:24 pm
to understand that we MUST not EVER make any joke including the new Messiah. that is sacriledge
Repeat after me, "It's all Bush's fault"...see you feel better already if you are on the left.
I still think we need a political thread or a tag that let's us see everything BUT the off topic or a new political thread.
Sense of humor
Posted by zach06 on 4th of Mar 2011 at 02:26 pm
I trade better after a good joke.... that was the idea... I can find some Bush jokes if people prefer... but I figured everyone already heard those... LOL
Bush and Obama go into a bar....
Posted by perthx on 4th of Mar 2011 at 02:29 pm
naw, just kidding, that one will offend all sides.....
bring it on! there was a
Posted by Palladin on 4th of Mar 2011 at 02:33 pm
bring it on!
there was a young girl from Nantucket...
get over yourself beav...it was
Posted by delane on 4th of Mar 2011 at 02:13 pm
get over yourself beav...it was a joke.
Thats really funny...no matter what
Posted by mehciz on 4th of Mar 2011 at 02:28 pm
Thats really funny...no matter what side or on..