What a joke: Crowdstrike!! What’s got

    Posted by douglas51 on 22nd of Jul 2024 at 03:06 pm

    What a joke: Crowdstrike!!

    What’s got me going  is that no other cyber security does what Crowdstrike does. Others work in the background on servers and in the cloud. Not Crowdstrike. Its software takes over your company — your laptop, your desktop. 

    When it goes kapluey with a lousy “upgrade” — which just happened, you have to get to everyone’s machine and fix the damage that Crowdstrike has done — which may vary from one machine to another. Yes, one machine after another.

    LOL, I don't just repeat

    Posted by steveo on 22nd of Jul 2024 at 04:47 pm

    LOL, I don't just repeat conspiracies, I make them up original and fresh........

    Business was already open in Milwaukee and Washington DC, and had just opened in the West Coast when this "update" was released at 10:09 CST Friday morning the 19th of July.   Am I to believe that they globally release an "update" without testing it first in a sequestered batch of Microsoft, Linux, and Apple computers?

    The timing of this "update" could not have been more perfectly timed to affect the USA the worst, as all the timezones were at work.  And this is the morning after Trump's acceptance speech.   Look man, this guy Trump is just all about chaos <sarc>, or maybe they mean to say if they keep "missing" on Trump and he gets in, they can crash the whole world, including all  the Linux and Apple products, as they have 4 months for Gain of Function "coding research"

    Crowdstrike is the same group that proved in 2016 that Trump was wrong <without providing any proof>, that it was indeed the Russians <and not the Ukrainians> that hacked the DNC and thus (will no support for the theory) influenced the election in Trump's favor.    

    4 weeks prior to "the Strike" on Jun 24th 2024 Crowdstrike was brought into the S&P500, which will undoubtedly help their long term success and value.    Color me skeptical.    This also provided distraction from the Biden Debacle.

    And the CRWD execs are

    Posted by mastermind on 22nd of Jul 2024 at 05:17 pm

    And the CRWD execs are willing to destroy so much of the reputation and value of their company in what you think is an attempt to keep Trump out of office (even if that's a stretch in itself)? Color me skeptical. 

    It's all fiction until the

    Posted by DigiNomad on 22nd of Jul 2024 at 04:55 pm

    It's all fiction until the masters of the universe declare it true and Hollywood makes a movie about it.  Only then can you suggest there are conspiracies at play. Know your place - you can't be Erin Brockovich until it's approved by the powers that be. 

    I don't even have her

    Posted by steveo on 22nd of Jul 2024 at 04:57 pm

    I don't even have her assets.    Once they viciously attack my meme, then I will know it to be true.   Politifact should debunk this before Wednesday.


    There are other enterprise solutions

    Posted by DigiNomad on 22nd of Jul 2024 at 04:09 pm

    There are other enterprise solutions for data at rest security, but CRWD dominates these days. 

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