The Economy is So Bad ……… My neighbor got a pre-decli
ned credit
card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil
laid off 25 Congressmen. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. If the
bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them
and ask if they meant you or them. Angelina Jolie adopted a child
from America. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and
learned their children's names. My cousin had an exorcism but
couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! A
truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. A picture
is now only worth 200 words. When Bill and Hillary travel together,
they now have to share a room. The Treasure Island casino in Las
Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. "There are two ways to
conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword and the other is
by debt." John Adams, 1826
The Economy is so bad that.....
Posted by zach06 on 11th of Sep 2011 at 11:18 am
The Economy is So Bad ……… My neighbor got a pre-decli ned credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. A picture is now only worth 200 words. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. "There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword and the other is by debt." John Adams, 1826
:-)
Posted by klatuu on 12th of Sep 2011 at 10:20 am
:-)