Well, there is good news and bad news about my Christmas
decorations.
The good news is that I truly outdid myself this year. The
bad news is that I had to take them down after only two days.
I had more people come screaming up to my house than
ever.
Great stories.
But two things made me take it down. First, the cops advised me
that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when
they drove by. Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the ladder and
almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't
realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not
happy). She was one of many people who attempted to do that. My
yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks
where people literally drove up my yard.
Christmas Humor
Posted by ditch on 7th of Dec 2009 at 01:43 pm
Well, there is good news and bad news about my Christmas decorations.
The good news is that I truly outdid myself this year. The bad news is that I had to take them down after only two days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down. First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by. Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the ladder and almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). She was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.
I think I made him too real this time . But it was fun while it lasted
that is hilarious!! thanks for the giggle!!
Posted by imatradingfool on 7th of Dec 2009 at 09:42 pm
awesome!! needed that laugh!
What a good laugh you
Posted by lenny on 7th of Dec 2009 at 08:16 pm
What a good laugh you gave me!!! Thanks!! That's too funny!
that's very funny.
Posted by Michael on 7th of Dec 2009 at 01:56 pm
that's very funny.
Santa
Posted by perthx on 7th of Dec 2009 at 01:52 pm
If you made it a guy in a Santa suit you could probably have left it up.
That would have been better
Posted by ditch on 7th of Dec 2009 at 01:57 pm
That would have been better Perthx. Glad I could help spread a little Xmas joy today....
Ditch, you made my day!
Posted by mark09 on 7th of Dec 2009 at 01:49 pm
Ditch, you made my day!
Ditch, Now that's pretty funny. I
Posted by jcomptonod on 7th of Dec 2009 at 01:47 pm
Ditch,
Now that's pretty funny. I could see how it might cause some folks to panic trying to help. lol