Posted by Palladin on 31st of Aug 2012 at 10:49 am
Let's drive Matt and Steve crazy and post jokes all day
Jesus Knows You're Here"
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight
around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus
knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his
flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit,
he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out
so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus
is watching you.' Freaked out, he shone his light around
frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the
corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yep', the parrot
confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is
watching you.' The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world
are you?' 'Moses,' replied the bird. 'Moses?' the burglar laughed.
'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?' 'The kind of people
that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
"Jesus Knows You're Here"
Dog for sale in China (had to get some humor in with this crazy market)
Posted by Palladin on 31st of Aug 2012 at 10:49 am
Let's drive Matt and Steve crazy and post jokes all day
Jesus Knows You're Here"
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot 'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.' The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?' 'Moses,' replied the bird. 'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?' 'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
hahaha
Posted by sbwoman on 31st of Aug 2012 at 11:09 am
hahaha
Where is the picture of Jesus the Rottweiler?
Posted by zach06 on 31st of Aug 2012 at 11:05 am
I enjoy a little humor
Posted by steve on 31st of Aug 2012 at 11:09 am
I enjoy a little humor