this is just a jump on the pile of Crap day.    When I was little, We had some land and agriculture so my dad would get fertilizer dumped on our property by the dumpfulls and then as needed it would get used up..  With my friends  I'd put on my roller skates and skate down the pile of dried fertilizer mounds and laugh my head off when we fell head over hill.  This .....PILE OF $hit aint so funny.  :)