The Allergists voted to
scratch it and the Dermatologists advised not to make any
rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists
had sort of agut feelingabout it, but
theNeurologiststhought the
administration had a lot of nerve, and theObstetriciansfelt they were all
laboring under a misconception.
TheOphthalmologistsconsidered the idea
shortsighted. ThePathologistsyelled, 'Over my dead
body!' while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
The Psychiatrists
thought the whole idea was madness, the Radiologists could see
right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of
the whole thing.
The Internists thought
it was a bitter pill to swallow and thePlastic Surgeonssaid, 'This puts a
whole new face on the matter.'
The Podiatrists thought
it was a step forward, but theUrologistsfelt the scheme
wouldn't hold water.
The Anesthesiologists
thought the whole idea was a gas and theCardiologistsdidn't have the heart
to say, "No".
In the end, the
Proctologists left the decision up to the assholes in
Washington.
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Madical Opinions on the Bailout
Posted by arl3080 on 23rd of Nov 2008 at 05:35 pm
The Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. The Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow and the Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say, "No".
In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to the assholes in Washington.