In case someone is thinking of buying now:

• “Don’t be the guy who tries to hug a porcupine on the way down.”
• “Let it hit the floor before you try to pick it up.”
• “Gravity is undefeated—wait for the bounce.”
• “Don’t go bargain-hunting in a burning building.”
• “Trying to catch that now is like grabbing a chainsaw mid-air.”
• “Wait until it stops impersonating a ski slope.”
• “That dip still has more dip in it.”
• “Stand aside until the elevator finds the lobby.”
• “Never fight momentum with your face.”
• “If it’s still falling, it’s not a deal—it’s a lesson.”

gotta love Chat!